[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond. (I am not blonde)

TOTAL: 3

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure. (guilty as charged. lol i feel like such a retard )
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 8

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11

[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 13

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 20

TOTAL IN ALL: 20

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am __% Mentally ill."